To the boys at S.T.A.R.S.,

I have some good news for you
from my brother Joe. He has
finalized the new hand-gun for
official use. Its the M92F
S.T.A.R.S. Special, but he calls
it the "Samurai Edge." It's the
most balanced of the Kendo
custom guns. Joe said, if you
miss the targets with this, you
should carry a teething ring
instead of a gun in your
holster.