I had such a shitty day today!
I accidentally lost the "turn table
key" that Rick in admin gave me.
I'm sure I look like absolute crap!
If management finds out I lost the
key, getting fired will be the
least of my worries.
There's even a rumor "screw-ups"
could even be used as bait for
some creepy test "subject" the
company is working on.

Thank god! Roy from security found
the key in the bathroom and brought
it to the admin. Although I found
out about this through my boss who
look like he is about to
chew me a new one.