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PostPosted: Feb 11, 2010 2:39 
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"Canyouplay."

The piano room dialogue is so often overlooked. Recall Wesker's secret model as she slithers into the large lounge area. "It's me, Chris." in the kind of voice that flows out of a woman from their misguided, manipulative natures when they want something (always). Chris, not falling for her lustful teenage eyes replies calmly "Is that you, Rebecca?" AS IF he didn't know it was her, which would of course he DEFINITELY did.

The real genius of the model man comes through here por que it shows that Chris is in control - and he knows it. Imitating his mentor, Shircock Holmes, Chris has already predicted the false allegations of sexual harassment or rape, so he is not falling for it. It might have worked on Barry "Family Man" Burton but not on Christopher Redfield. But even with this suave rejection Rebecca cannot give up until she makes an absolute fool of herself. Armed with the same slutty tactics she capitalized on to get her job and get through college (what women do best) she makes her declaration of war by stepping into the man's workplace. If Chris was thirsty for destruction he would have invited it in readily. Men love challenges because no challenge is too tough for those with balls.

"It's the Moonlight Sonata!" exclaims the child fishing for assault or domestic (RESIDENT Evil) violence charges, at minimum. Submitting his male dominance in every conceivable avenue with a single murmur he carries away our hearts with the best sentence in the entire game: "Canyouplay."

We'll never forget when you were in good games, Chris. We love you.

"See, relax and play."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QWpRwBJctg

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PostPosted: Feb 12, 2010 1:03 
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...is anyone else REALLY confused? <_<;;


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PostPosted: Feb 12, 2010 4:39 
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Thread of the forever. <3

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PostPosted: Feb 12, 2010 6:33 
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Im not gon lie im confused as hell right now :?:


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PostPosted: Feb 12, 2010 10:20 
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By the way, Chris can fall to Rebbecca in the chemicals room


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PostPosted: Feb 12, 2010 20:11 
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"You did a fine job."
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This was written very very well. :lol:

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PostPosted: Feb 13, 2010 16:14 
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PostPosted: Feb 14, 2010 2:39 
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The roflcopter took off on this one hehe.

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PostPosted: Mar 03, 2010 12:40 
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TheLastEscapist wrote:
by the way, Chris can fall to Rebbecca in the chemicals room

The spray is actually a metaphor for women talking about important issues. Chris's reaction is very literal.

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